Truman

When He's your kid This...Might happen.

1. You find 7 rocks in the pocket of a pair of shorts (and you count yourself lucky that you found them during the sorting instead of when they start tumbling around your dryer like usual).

 

2. You over hear a phone conversation that goes like this...

"Trum, I got to see a castle today and they had a Trebuchet."

"Oh, yeah, I prefer trebuchets rather than catapults. They are stronger."

3. You hear shouting in the bathroom so you say,

"Hey, quit shouting!"

"I have to shout so the atoms will hear me...HEY, WATER ATOMS! CHANGE INTO SOMETHING ELSE!"

4. Two, count them, two, three-year-olds deliver notes to your bench at church. One of them even comes with a declaration of love.