Saturday, December 3, 2016

Fiftieth Post From Türkiye: Beijing!!

Beijing

This is Jack again. It took all Merry's energy to edit the pics, so I've got to be the wordsmith. For some time, just below Russia on my list of travel dreams was a trip to China. I've been planning a trip there for several years, but was never sure when I would get the opportunity. Luckily, we were able to use our home leave this year to go to China instead of the U.S. We were also able to schedule the trip to coincide with my 40th b-day in August. My original itinerary included Beijing, Xi'an, Lhasa, and several places in western China/Xinjiang Province. But, when I actually started considering the logistics involved, it became obvious that that much ground could only be covered in, at least, two trips. So we cut it down to three cities. The first was Beijing.

Wangfujing Snack Street

Wangfujing is one of Beijing's most popular shopping areas. It's also famous for it's snack street/night market. Along with dumplings and more usual fare, you can also eat deep-fried starfish, scorpions, and other treats.  
Trum decided a Mickie-D's Quarterpounder was better than a fried starfish.

Snack Street Packed to the Gills

A few little scorpions...tasted like fried chicken skin.

Uh, baby birds?

This was fresh fruit with a clear candy coating. Merry bit in, and sprayed us all with juice.
Before we went to China, my friend Ben, who had been in Beijing before, warned us about being ripped off by cabbies. I've kicked around enough places that I figured nobody would be able to pull a fast one on me. Well, they did...twice. I was unprepared for such a level of dishonesty. Ask for details sometime if you want to fire me up.

My friendly motor rickshaw driver...who ripped me off.
The Great Wall
The Great Wall is actually a series of different walls, built at different periods over centuries, but the images you usually see on postcards and such, are of the Ming Dynasty-era (1368-1644) reconstruction/expansion. We visited the section at Mutianyu, and it was incredibly hot and humid that day. After hiking up and down several steep sets of stairs, Truman, for probably the first time in his life, looked back at me and said something like, "Ok. I can't do this anymore."

You need to take a cable car up to the wall.

It's even more impressive in person.

Michelle Obama rode an alpine slide to the foot of the mountain. If it's good enough for the First Lady, it's good enough for us.
So, food. Chinese food is my favorite. I eat it as often as I can. And, we always have Chinese on my b-day. This year, we got to eat 10-days of Chinese for my b-day. The verdict? the best Chinese food I've ever had. I told our guides that pork was hard to come by in Turkey, and they hooked us up.

Pineapple pork and stir-fried green beans.
Ming Tombs
Outside of Beijing, there is a complex of tombs where several of the Ming emperors were buried. We visited the tomb of the Chang Ling Emperor.



Back in town we decided to attend a Kung Fu show at the Red Theater. We got to see Shaolin monks twist, turn, jump, kick, flip, jump over one another, and just be generally entertaining. 

I believe 'Grasshopper' is ready.


Tiananmen Square

Everybody knows Tiananmen Square, home to Chariman Mao's pickled corpse, the Gate of Heavenly Peace, and famous for the protests of 1989...we didn't bring those up with our guide.

The Great Hall of the People

Some stone comrades guarding Mao's mausoleum.

Note From Merry: Notice the girl staring at us? Basically happens non-stop all day.

Me and Mao at the Gate of Heavenly Peace

The Forbidden City
"The Forbidden City," so called because only the emperor and his crowd could enter it, served as the imperial palace to the Ming and Qing Dynasties, from 1420 to 1912 (remember Puyi, the last emperor?). I've been in a lot of imperial/royal palaces in my day: Buckingham Palace, the Residenz of the Wittelsbachs in Munich, the Hapsburg's Schonnbrun and Hofburg in Vienna, the Doge's Palace in Venice, the Winter Palace and Peterhof in St, Petersburg, and Topkapi in Istanbul, but they all look like tool sheds compared to the Forbidden City. The only thing that probably comes close is the Moscow Kremlin, and it's a distant second. The Forbidden City is enormous, colorful, and succeeds in it's number one task: it let's you know who was in charge of China back in the day.

A Guardian Lion


Apparently soldiers and bureaucrats used to line up on these stones when the boss showed up.


Guess what the emperor's symbol was?

The View from Jingshan Hill
After the palace, we went on a tour of a hutong, a traditional neighborhood with narrow alleys and courtyard houses.


I had to ride in a rickshaw by my lonesome.
The most exotic thing in Beijing? Truman and Merry. All the Chinese who had never seen a European in the flesh before wanted to get pictures with them.


Merry and an admirer at the Qianmen Gate

Candy Art?

Temple of Heaven
On our third day we visited the Temple of Heaven complex, where Ming and Qing emperors used to pray for bountiful harvests. On the way there we walked through a park full old folk out practicing Tai Chi, juggling, playing badminton, hacky-sack, dancing, etc. A couple of them wanted us to join in the games. I was made to catch rings around my neck by an old dude who was chucking them from across the park.

Trum failing his first-ever hack-sack challenge!

Hall of Prayer for Good Harvests


The Summer Palace
This Summer Palace is actually quite new, built by the Empress Dowager Cixi in 1884-1895 to replace the one burned down by the joint British-French force during the Second Opium War. This version, too, was damaged and looted by foreign forces after the Boxer Rebellion in 1900.


Cixi's Theater

The Artificial Lake

The paintings along this covered walkway make it the longest "gallery" in the world.


Trum and the Dragonboat
Back in Beijing we just had to try Peking Duck. We went to the famous Quanjude restaurant. The verdict? A little bit better than duck I've had in Idaho, but still tasted pretty ducky.

Our duck being Kung Fu-ed
Note From Merry: I wanted to include the picture of the Duck Face they served us but Jack thought that would be weird. Just know that the picture exists and that no one ate the Duck Face.


I wished we could've seen Mao, but he was not receiving visitors the day we were near the mausoleum (Mao-soleum?), and we were told by our guide that, unless we wanted to wait in line for several hours, we wouldn't be able so see the "Great Helmsman." We had plans to see the Beijing Military Museum as well, but we showed up and it was under renovation.
Guess we have reasons to go back, eh?

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